Custom Light When The Dog Farts Gift Candle

Every household has a designated offender. Science knows it. The couch knows it. Now the candle knows it, by name.

This personalized gag gift assigns accountability where it belongs. Light When Her Name Farts, a functional appliance with a printed culprit.

Add the name right on the product page and we print it on the label. Justice, aromatic and specific.

Who this is for:

• The husband, dog, or roommate with a documented record
• The white elephant gift that will get screamed at
• Anyone needing a custom funny gift with a job to do
• The named party. Deny it all you want. The label stands.

Scent for emergency deployment. Fraser Fir for full-coverage response. Cinnamon Chai for warm cover operations. Lavender for the aftermath, all of it. Strike when needed. Which is often.

What you get:

• 9oz candle available in an amber or clear glass jar
• Vegan blend of coconut, apricot, and soy wax with a small amount of food-grade paraffin for structure and scent throw
• Clean-burning, biodegradable, and free from toxins, parabens, and phthalates
• Cotton wick
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually keep

Culprit: named. Candle: armed. Household: breathable.