Go Sit On A Cactus Mug

Go sit on a cactus. The suggestion is specific, the seating is available, and the invitation extends to everyone who earned it today.

This go sit on a cactus mug offers alternative accommodations to the deserving. Prickly, but so was the comment that prompted it.

Who this is for:

• The desert-dry wit with a waiting list of nominees
• The gift for the friend whose comebacks need no rehearsal
• Anyone needing a go sit on a cactus mug for the office
• The host. Offering seats. Very specific seats.

Made for the days when the polite version won”t do. The cactus is patient, the offer stands, and the coffee stays civilized on this side.

What you get:

• 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually use

Seat: assigned. Comfort: minimal. Message: received.