Calm The F-ck Down Candle

Deep breaths were suggested. A walk was recommended. Neither worked. This candle takes a more direct approach.

This funny stress relief gift issues the instruction plainly. Calm The F-ck Down. Aromatherapy with an attitude problem.

Who this is for:

• The friend spiraling over an email she has reread eleven times
• The coworker whose eye twitch has a name now
• Anyone needing a funny gift for a stressed friend that makes her laugh first
• The person who needs to hear it from a candle, because candles cannot be argued with

Scent, prescribed firmly. Lavender, at maximum strength, obviously. Vanilla Bean for the softer descent. Cinnamon Chai for warm, mandatory slowness. Breathe in. Swear quietly. Calm down.

What you get:

• 9oz candle available in an amber or clear glass jar
• Vegan blend of coconut, apricot, and soy wax with a small amount of food-grade paraffin for structure and scent throw
• Clean-burning, biodegradable, and free from toxins, parabens, and phthalates
• Cotton wick
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually keep

Instructions: printed. Chaos: paused. Calm: f-cking achieved.