Does This Coffee Make Me Look Alive Ceramic Mug 15 oz

Asking the real questions before 8am. Does this coffee make me look alive? Unclear. Refill and check again.

This coffee lover gift asks the morning”s most honest question in fifteen-ounce format. The answer improves with every sip, allegedly.

Who this is for:

• The chronically tired doing their best impression of awake
• The gift for the friend who answers texts in coffee emojis
• Anyone needing a coffee lover gift with self-aware humor
• The barely functioning. Beautifully caffeinated.

Made for the mirror-check mornings. The concealer helps, the coffee helps more, and the mug tells everyone you”re in on the joke.

What you get:

• 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually use

Status: alive-ish. Coffee: working on it. Mug: honest.