I Hate Everyone Except Us Gift Candle

I hate everyone except us. The disclaimer is specific, the exclusion is meaningful, and the candle marks the two of you as the only ones worth tolerating.

This I hate everyone except us candle is the gift for the friendship that exists in its own private world where the outside world has been evaluated and found lacking.

Who this is for:

• The best friend who is the one exception to a very firm rule
• Anyone needing a funny antisocial friendship candle that nails it
• The duo that keeps the world at arm”s length and each other close

What you get:

• 9 oz candle in amber or clear glass
• Coconut apricot wax blend, clean-burning
• Your choice of 8 scents
• Made in the USA

Everyone: hated. Us: exempt. Candle: for the exempt ones.