I Only Drink On Days Ceramic Mug 15 oz

I only drink on days that start with T: Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow, and technically the rest of them if you squint at the spelling.

This I only drink on days mug posts the personal policy with the loophole fully baked in. The policy is principled. The principle is flexible.

Who this is for:

• The woman whose drinking schedule is technically rule-based
• The gag gift for the friend whose policy has remarkable interpretive range
• Anyone needing an I only drink on days mug for the technically compliant
• The principled. Within a generous definition of the principles.

Made for the ones who made a rule and then immediately found every loophole within it. The days are tracked. The tracking is creative.

What you get:

• 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually use

Days: starting with T. Coverage: comprehensive. Policy: technically solid.