Moist Ceramic Mug 15 oz

Moist. Just the word. Sitting there. Doing the thing it always does. She put it on a mug specifically for the people who can”t handle it.

This moist mug exists to identify the people in her life who have strong feelings about a perfectly normal word. The test is administered at breakfast.

Who this is for:

• The chaos agent who knows exactly what this word does to certain people
• The gag gift for the friend who has ranked this the worst word in English
• Anyone needing a moist mug for the maximum unsettling power
• The word. On a mug. Proudly.

Made for the mornings before the victims arrive. The mug sits. The word waits. The reactions are entirely predictable and completely worth it.

What you get:

• 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually use

Word: moist. Reaction: incoming. Satisfaction: complete.