Mombie Doesn”t Care Go Ask Your Dad Ceramic Mug 15 oz

Mombie: doesn”t care, go ask your dad. She hears everything. She processes approximately one thing at a time. The dad is available and awake.

This mombie mug documents the post-bedtime parental state accurately. The love is unconditional. The capacity is not.

Who this is for:

• The mom in the zombie state that follows a full day of everything
• The Mother”s Day gift that earns the most exhausted laugh
• Anyone needing a mombie doesn”t care mug for after 8pm
• The mombie. Shuffling. Redirecting. Surviving.

Made for the evenings when she”s given everything and has one answer left: go ask your dad. He has the reserves. She”ll recharge by morning.

What you get:

• 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually use

Mom: mombie. Care: depleted. Dad: standing by.