None Of Your E-mails Are Finding Me Well Candle

They keep hoping the email finds her well. It does not. It finds her at capacity, in back-to-backs, pretending her camera is broken.

This funny corporate gift answers the inbox honestly. None Of Your E-mails Are Finding Me Well, and they never will.

Who this is for:

• The coworker drowning in “”per my last email”” energy
• The friend whose out-of-office message deserves an award
• Anyone needing a work from home gift with the correct hostility
• The recipient of 74 unread. Today. Before lunch.

Scent for inbox recovery. Lavender for notification detox. Cinnamon Chai for the pre-inbox coffee ritual, sacred. Vanilla Bean for evenings on do-not-disturb. This candle finds her extremely well.

What you get:

• 9oz candle available in an amber or clear glass jar
• Vegan blend of coconut, apricot, and soy wax with a small amount of food-grade paraffin for structure and scent throw
• Clean-burning, biodegradable, and free from toxins, parabens, and phthalates
• Cotton wick
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually keep

E-mails: unwell. Boundaries: enforced. Candle: replying-all with love.