Smells Like A Badass Pilates Instructor Candle

She says “”just three more pulses”” like it is not a war crime. She holds planks while talking in full sentences. She is not a person. She is a badass pilates instructor.

This pilates instructor gift honors the woman rebuilding cores and characters weekly. The label states the obvious: badass, confirmed.

Who this is for:

• The instructor whose “”little burn”” has a body count
• The teacher who remembers your name, your injuries, and your excuses
• Anyone needing a gift for a pilates instructor that matches her energy
• The badass at the front of the room making it look effortless

Scent, hold for eight counts. Lavender for post-class restoration. Cashmere Musk for athleisure elegance. Mango Coconut for instructor-on-vacation mode. Breathe in. Breathe out. Light it.

What you get:

• 9oz candle available in an amber or clear glass jar
• Vegan blend of coconut, apricot, and soy wax with a small amount of food-grade paraffin for structure and scent throw
• Clean-burning, biodegradable, and free from toxins, parabens, and phthalates
• Cotton wick
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually keep

Badass instructor: honored. Core: still sore. Worth it.