You A Festive B-tch Christmas Candle

The decorations went up before Thanksgiving dinner was cold. The playlist is exclusively sleigh-bell adjacent. She has three ugly sweaters and zero shame.

This funny holiday gift names the December phenomenon. You A Festive B-tch, and the whole cul-de-sac knows it.

Who this is for:

• The friend whose Christmas spirit needs a permit
• The one with a hot-cocoa bar and a matching-pajamas mandate
• Anyone needing a christmas gift for her extra-ness, celebrated properly
• The festive b-tch herself, mid-decorating, thriving

Scent at maximum festivity. Fraser Fir, obviously, at full volume. Cinnamon Chai for the cocoa-bar command center. Blackberry Vanilla for the cookie-decorating championships. Deck every hall. She already has.

What you get:

• 9oz candle available in an amber or clear glass jar
• Vegan blend of coconut, apricot, and soy wax with a small amount of food-grade paraffin for structure and scent throw
• Clean-burning, biodegradable, and free from toxins, parabens, and phthalates
• Cotton wick
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually keep

Festivity: excessive. Apologies: none. Candle: the official season opener.