If This Is On Fire So Is My Last Nerve Candle

A functional warning system. When the wick is lit, so is she. The household learns to read the signals quickly.

This funny mood candle doubles as infrastructure. Flame on: nerve status critical. Approach with snacks or not at all.

Who this is for:

• The mom whose lit candle is a household weather advisory
• The coworker-gift that everyone understands instantly
• Anyone needing a funny warning gift with genuine utility
• The nerve”s owner. Check the flame before speaking.

Scent for the alert system. Lavender, working overtime on that nerve. Cinnamon Chai for the warm de-escalation. Vanilla Bean for after the all-clear. Flame lit. You”ve been warned.

What you get:

• 9oz candle available in an amber or clear glass jar
• Vegan blend of coconut, apricot, and soy wax with a small amount of food-grade paraffin for structure and scent throw
• Clean-burning, biodegradable, and free from toxins, parabens, and phthalates
• Cotton wick
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually keep

Fire: literal. Nerve: figurative. Warning: functional.